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The lighter side: Top 8 WikiLeaks jokes | The WikiLeaks scandal has
created nothing short of a storm worldwide, but there's a lighter side to everything.
So here are the top eight WikiLeaks jokes to see the funnier side of it all. 8.
WookieeLeaks: The leaked secrets are being seen in the realm of 'Star Wars.' For
instance, Twitter users are posting messages under the tag 'WookieeLeaks'. "Sources
close to the Emperor claim that he was aware of the tragic design flaw that allowed
Rebels to destroy the Death Star," goes one post. 7. David Letterman, antiterror
mastermind: A State Department cable, according to news reports, was headlined 'David Letterman: Agent of influence.' The point? American comedy or popular TV
shows in Saudi Arabia might prevent youngsters from becoming terrorists, reports the Christian Science Monitor. 6. It's a generational thing: Jon Stewart of 'The
Daily Show' brought in Aasif Mandvi, who said, "It's the 21st century, what I've
coined the 'information age,' a glorious Utopian datascape in which everyone has
a right to know everything about everyone. It's why I get to see your [private
parts] at the airport." 5. The Onion website: The Onion website reveals, "Threats
and aid offers equally ineffective in forcing Vladimir Putin to put a shirt on
during diplomatic negotiations." After a few more items, the Onion discloses a
final secret, "U.S. diplomatic privacy measures are terrible." 4. Hitler: WikiLeaks
is the latest story line to be overlaid onto a 'Downfall' scene in which Hitler
rants in front of his inner circle. In one, Hitler calls Assange and tries to
get him interested in new details about the 9/11 terrorist attacks. And another
'Downfall' parody shows Hitler getting angry because hackers have shut down access
to WikiLeaks websites. 3. Sarah Palin hunts Assange: Video news reports by Next
Media Animation (NMA), a Taiwan-based company, show Assange trying to obtain documents
by personally sneaking into government buildings while Sarah Palin grabs her gun,
apparently ready to help hunt him like a caribou. 2. "Well, that WikiLeaks founder,
Julian Assange, turned himself in to police in England today," Jay Leno said this
week on late night TV. "When the judge asked him where he lived, he said he didn't
want to give out that information. Well, you can understand that. Everybody has
the right to privacy, don't they?" 1. Rep. Jack Kimble, a faux congressman from
California, told his Twitter followers on Wednesday, "I have been attacked by
Wikileaks. They have changed all the prices in my campaign shop to ridiculously
low levels." Comedian Jimmy Fallon said, "WikiLeaks supporters ... have hacked Sarah Palin's credit card information after she criticized founder Julian Assange.
Sarah [is] very upset and hopes suspicious charges to her account can be 'refundiated.'" |
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